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Carry on Jesus...

Hello all, and welcome to yet another fabulous installment of Life at Ward's. THE periodical for the discerning reader who wants to know all about the activity of a busy Catering Equipment and Refrigeration Supplier. It's Good Friday... bunnies, eggs, chocolate, Jesus our Lord and saviour being brutally put to death by representatives of the fascist Roman Empire only to rise from the dead a couple of days later, then... who knows what. The bible, as far as I remember, and many of you will be amazed to discover that I am NOT a biblical scholar, doesn't seem to give a lot of description of what went on with The J. Man during his time in the tomb or after he escaped. Here's what I like to think happened: There's a few possible options. 1: He rose from the dead AS A ZOMBIE! Then went on a rampage, feasting on the flesh of the living. 2: He pretended to be dead on the cross, by closing his eyes and holding his breath. Remember this was in bible-times, there was no Quincy, no Kay Scarpetta none of the fictional pathologists that so annoy my Stepfather and his fellow members of the Royal something of something pathologists. So how did anyone know he was dead? Then, after he had been entombed in a handy cave behind a big rock, he rolled the rock back and... walked off. 3: There was no Jesus 4: He died for our sins and rose again as the Holy Spirit on Easter Sunday. No matter what the truth of the matter I can almost guarantee that it had absolutely nothing to do with catering equipment, commerical refrigeration, medical, pharmaceutical or laboratory refrigeration or catering sundries in any way.