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Heroes, Bills & Dining Tables.....

Hola, Buongiorno, Guten Tag, Hello Mr C in temporary charge today, we have been remiss in our duties to the internet's largest daily blog and this shall have to change! We have had many phone calls complaining about the lack of said electronic daily diary, people are having wirthdrawl symptoms and one reader has had to book into the Priory clinic after going cold turkey. A weight of expectation now sits on Mr N & I's shoulders. Life at Ward's today has been a little like school custard of yester year. Slow moving yet with a lovely sweet and glossy finish. Our friend Ian from Mechline popped in this morning with boxes of Miniature Heroes for us all as well as some office toys. How we all laugh when Mr S lines up his 'Flygun' at Mr N's midriff only for Mr N to make a high pitched squinnying noise akin to a small child who has just been hit by a football on a cold day. Hilarious. On a more serious note I am led to believe that someone has upset my good friend Miss P, one of the tantalising trio, from Lincat this morning. The culprit is being hunted as we speak and justice shall be swift and merciless. It is the end of a mini era today at Wardscatering, the gaffa, the big cheese, the man the buck stops with and he who must be obeyed returns from his 3 week tour of the far east tommorow. We all await with baited breath his reaction to the fact that we have been almost sloth like in his absence. Mr G hasn't washed or shaved, Mr N and I have piled on about 10kg each through eating his secret crisp and midget gem supply and we have all been taking it in turns to leave early. When the cats away and all that..... Sales of commercial catering equipment today have included True counter fridges, Blue Seal Fryers and Valera fridges. Marvellous I am sure you will agree. Mr S & Mr F ares off tommorow. I would like to wish Mr S in partiocular a happy holiday and hope that when he returns refreshed on monday morning his good mood will have returned. It has certainly been absent the last couple of days! Ciao